Face like a par 3 tee box

A very ugly person possibly having bad acne scars that resemble divits in the grass of a golf course. Since an iron is primarily used on a par 3 tee the divits are worse than on longer holes

You've got a face like a par 3 tee box

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looks like santa came early this year.

When something fortunate happens or you get something really cool.

I bought a car this December......

Looks like Santa came early this year.

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hot like your alien mom

When something is extremely, ridiculously good looking that it can only be defined as being extra terrestrial that it is so good looking,

Dude 1: Wow she's hot like your alien mom.

Dude 2: Tell me about it Dude 1

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I like ya cut g

when someone likes your haircut

I like ya cut g

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I like sucking big cocks

something that I like doing because I am gay

straight freind: "what do you do on weekends"

Me, gay asf: "I like sucking big cocks"
my friend that just realized he's gay: "me... too"

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love you lotties like jelly totties

something you say when saying bye

"cya, love you lotties like jelly totties"
"bye lulljt"

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do i look like your momma?

Comeback used to disrespect someone elses mother.

Luke the up himself white guy: Mary you fat fuck.
Mary: Um excuse me, do i look like your momma?

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