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A crusty old teacher, usually Scottish, who's got bad breath and grades essays hard.
Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Mr. Feeny is a fucking flying spider monkey.
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Whilst recieving oral sex, the man, uses the hair of the female to pull her to the point of gagging on his penis. At which point, he ejaculates and the lack of air forces the cum through her nose to look like dragon nostrels, the man then takes from a small box next to the bed, his freshly shaved pubic hair and throws it on her cum moustache. A combination of the monkey face and angry dragon....
I gave Emma Henry an Angry Dragon Monkey Tash, and she said thank you!!!
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Another word for a banana.
“Even though I love the taste, I am allergic to Yellow Monkey Squeezin’s.”
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another term used to say matursbate.
"I just got done spanking the angry monkey."
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A gay guy who got aids from anal.
comes from the fact that aids started out from people eating monkeys infected with aids. After which some aids infected people would fuck other gay guys.
dude bob over there has ass monkeys.
get yourself tested first I dont wanto end up with ass monkeys
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It is said that the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey is the only thing in existence that can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. This creature dwells in the deepest areas of the amazon rainforest feasting on various fruits and plants. Standing 12 feet tall and armed with an arsenal of pirate weapons and ninja skills it is quite simply the most deadly animal on the planet.
*WARNING*
Stay away, extremely dangerous DO NOT APPROACH under any circumstances
None available, nobody has ever been near the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey and survived.
Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey Death Sword Shuriken Amazon Chuck Norris Chuck Norris
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One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!
A lefty, per say
May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.
Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.
Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?
Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!
Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!
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