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A term for male masturbation
Bob love Training John while going on xvideos
Pure awesomeness in a big package. Must be refereed to as a male guy with fantastic hair.
Dude you just got all A's your acting like john coffill
John David Talley is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He loves the Lord and will always pray for those he loves. He LOVES food and naps. He loves to cuddle but mostly so he can receive tickles. His obsession is videos games and spends quite a long time playing them. He is extremely sexy even though he doesn’t see it for himself. If you find a man like him, do not let him go. He is the best!
Girl 1: I just met this guy and he is a total 10. Sweet, kind, caring, and sexy!
Girl 2: Sounds like John David Talley. He is the best!
The ultimate stoner
He is also strong and even though he looks overweight, he has a six-pack underneath and can snap your neck but won't because he's too much of a stoner.
God dammit John Rosado Anderson, please stop smoking weed,
To kanga sit on a toilet and spray paint the bowl.
Fred just "Zayne John" the flipping toilet again, there's shit everywhere.
A person that is really bad, stupid or beta
That knigger is a John pumpkin