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It's a school located in Connecticut where all these fuckers are actually pretty decent and productive people. Except for my exes. Not y'all.
"ey nig u goin to school"
"nah homie east hartford high school"
"aight dawg-- wait tf u say"
"east hartford high school"
"aint that shit 8 billion inches"
" ye lmao haha funny vine moments 3014"
High School in Denver, Colorado. Main activities include baseball, football, drawing swastikas in the bathroom stalls, Xbox 360, smoking weed, being mediocre, attending lame pep rallies, Basketball, yelling "BEANER!" at the Mexican kids, smoking weed, being deluded into thinking XXXTENTACION is a good rapper, telling cool stories to bros, acting like a jackass in class, smoking weed, eating synthetic lunch food, high school sex, being homophobic, yelling at the teachers for trying to help you, wearing clothes that make you look like what some would call a douchebag, wearing school merchandise like it's cool or something, smoking weed, repeating what's been on Sportscenter for the last week and half with your friends, standing in the hallways, spreading rumors, half-assing it, and smoking weed.
Did I mention smoking weed?
“I wanna move to West Denver”
Kids from other schools: Ew you know West Denver High School is ghetto”
a school full of a bunch of white kids with money and teachers who think they're all that. The school is all walls and constantly smells like someone's bath and body works hand sanitizer.
I go to Osceola Fundamental High School, or ohs. I really love it there!
stupid school filled with thots , wanna be cholos , act hard kids , shit staff members and drug addicts
“you going to grand terrace high school ?”
“nah bro that schools full of shit”
Bunch of yee yee ass mfs, racist hillbilly’s and a bunch of rednecks and a lot of people that have a attitude such as “ I don’t give a fuck about you or what you have”
Have you heard how bad south stokes high school is
james river high school is your local poor kids hangout, located in the shit-pits of botetourt county, virginia. this hellhole we call home is the best (and only) 2A-and-slowly-dwindling-down-to-1A public school (as a matter of fact it's the only school) you'll find within about a hundred-mile-radius.
It's also the number one place to turn to if you're looking for any of the following:
a. pot
b. potheads
c. poor kids
d. eons-old teachers
e. various other drugs besides pot
f. a lousy football team
g. lousy bleachers
h. shitty school spirit
i. great pep club spirit?
j. furries
k. roaches
l. old cheesesticks behind the auxiliary gym bleachers
m. roughly two albinos
n. more roaches
o. ants
p. other, more bizzare things
q. the list could go on forever really
Some fun facts about the place:
1. Half of the seniors are about 8 feet tall
2. Every single male in the building can be found clad in a unicorn onesie on Pajama Day
3. There's a couple of teachers and some janitor dude who tell all the freshmen every year that there's a James River ghost
4. There is no ghost
5. Everyone hates the 2021-2022 freshman class
6. various, extremely strange items can be found in the many bathrooms around the school
7. if you ever meet JJ Halstead ask him about the piss bandit it's worth it
(if y'all don't accept this as a definition i swear i will sick jerry on you)
girl 1: "you go to lb?"
girl 2: "yeah"
girl 1: "i feel bad for you"
girl 2: "you go to james river high school?"
girl 1: "yes"
girl 2: "DAMN HONEY i feel bad for YOU"