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A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.
Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.
Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed
the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less
Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”
Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”
Newest drug made to combat the disease known as
Syphagonaherpatitus. The drug is highly controversial, many of the ingredients can cause serious side effects. (including debilitating pain, suicidal thoughts, hot flashes) But it has a 98% success rate. The tag line is "Just yell Damital 2 L, if you're tired of SGH*".
*Syphagonaherpatitus
Joe: They say that new Damital 2 L is a wonder drug.
Bob: Yeah, wonder if it will heal you or kill you.
A fat ass kid who gets no bitches , has multiple necks , likes to sit on his fat ass all day and do nothing
I need to lose some weight , I’m turning into brady 2 necks
When your friend says something stupid and he loses in a verbal fight
Sagid: did you know that chickens lay eggs?
Me: give yourself 2 for dat
A dance and song popularised by tik tok, a person might sing it if they see someone with silly shoes.
Friend 1: Did you see king Charles coronation.
Friend 2:Ye bro, he really had that 1 2 buckle my shoe...
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