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A new rare breed of monkey that is born with hair and completely loses it by adulthood. This new species is found in the hollers of Tennessee. Also this monkey is known for its insatiable sexual appetite
The alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey got extremely wet during the storm because it had not hair with which to keep itself dry.
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Citizen of the USofA. A septic.
I think maybe we should attack Iran.
You would you burger eating invasion monkey.
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Southern word for "i'm burning up, it's so hott"
Hot in herrree
"Man I'm bout ta monkey it's so damn hott"
"Let me take off my jacket before i monkey."
"It's so hott in this club I'm bout ta monkey, damn!
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The French.
Originated by Groundskeeper Willie of the Simpsons. Popularized by Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online Editor-at-Large
"Bonjooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrr, ye cheese-eating surrender monkeys."
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this phrase is used when friends or family are discussing other peoples drama and/or trying to get involved in said drama.
Mike: i can't believe that joe's wife is trying to break up their sons relationship with his girlfriend.
John: well, i hope they can work it out instead
Mike: i think we should call Mike and try to talk him out of this very bad decision, maybe we could help fix this situation
John: hey look dude, its not my monkey, not my circus. I'm not getting involved in that shitshow domestic problem
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1. When shit has gone wild and there is no other way to explain it. 2. The crazy equivalent of a newborn baby monkey.
Shanwdra just jumped off the balcony into a split and then did the moon walk, that bish is cray cray monkey bae.
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A phrase that is used NONE racial but to let someone know you have nothing to do with the situation and it’s not their business
Why is the night crew not getting their stock up on the shelves before their shift ends?
Not my circus not my monkey’s
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