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You discover a broad has a merky vagina and your buddy told you how this gal had the best pussy ever.
Friend 1: say buddy how was it fucking Amy last night?
Friend 2: You cocksucker! That whore has the stinkiest snatch. You totally pulled a Fishy Cunt Punt on me!
Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.
Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’
Commanding your troops in Age of Empires II to arrange themselves into a spread-like formation, in which enemy troops cannot proceed beyond yours.
"I hate it when Shannon uses the fucking spread-cunt formation!"
an insult after someone says something mean to you
emily: you bitch kys fag
john: suck my cunt whore
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A stupid piece of shit. One that makes you feel as if you are getting retarded just from listening to their voice. Someone who makes you wanna set your brain in fire so you no longer will have an imprint of them in your mind. You would literally like to shove a sock full of anal beads up their ass. No better yet a sock full of popcorn. So atleast then they would have something tasteful about their dumb ass. Someone who seriously makes you feel embarrassed, for the soul fact that you are watching them embarrass theirself. Someone who makes you despise them. Someone you fucking hate so much you would like to fuck them in the ear, but I'm their brain, and hope to God some of your genus rubbed of on them.
You stupid fucking cunt lick asshole!!!
A group/pair of like minded individuals who typically enjoy similar humour.
"We're bird's of a feather, two peas from a pod, cunts with the same clit"
A person, usually a woman who is always a cunt, but on this particular occasion she is extra cranky. Most often associated with menstrual cycles.
My ex is always a fucking cunt , but today she was a crab stuffed cunt. Must be that time again.