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phenomenon illustrating that those who don’t think they are pieces of shit are actually major pieces of shit but are too unaware to realize it.
Mike Chandler while trying to pick up women in Nashville demonstrated the Hagatha’s Cats effect.
a knitted, crocheted, or felted cat bed that is shaped like a large beanie with a singular hole, so that the cat can cuddle comfortably inside in purrfectly restful sleep.
"I made a cute cat cozy and my cat loves it! All you can see of her is her little head poking out of the hole of a huge wool beanie.
The second career for a straight modern feminist woman when she has rejected all men in her league, but "refuses to settle" and "knows her worth".
"Did you see Norma at the class reunion? she didn't come with a date, guess she's still single."
"I heard she was a cat shepherd now."
When a girl masturbates
"I'm gonna go tap the cat now"
Guy #1: "I heard Lynn was tapping the cat. What's that mean?"
Guy #2: "it's just another word for masturbating, man."
it was pat the cat until some random hobo decided to change it to cat the pat
and that random hobo was me
random 53 iq guy:cat the pat!
normal person:what
A Funny Cat GIF (FCG for short) is a Gif of a cat do something funny.