An evening fart is a silent BUT DEADLY fart that normally happens 10 minutes of eating diner. You will blam friends because the smell is just so deadly, and embarrassing. It is usually warm, and a tiny bit wet, and will make you feel tired, and uncomfortable.
My evening fart was extremely deadly tonight because we had meatballs.
When in the process of having anal sex your partner farts on your dick thus creating the bowels to create a suction like feeling that’s pulls you in and creating a tight and snug feeling.
“Man my girlfriend wanted to try anal sex but it just wasn’t working so she tried a fart fitter and I got sucked right in, my dick felt like it was wrapped in Huggies.”
Fart thug: noun. The description of someone who is a black sheep in the family. Everyone loves them but they are notorious for pulling shenanigans and having weird phases.
!My sister is a fart thug with homeless aesthetic dress wear.
The event in which one individual endures a stomach ache while attempting to masturbate.
John: "I had a Poopy Fart Masturbation happen to me last night."
Andrew: "Tf?"
Where the farts of people, whom think their shit doesn't stink, reside.
Jesse has so many farts just sitting on thrones inside her fart palace.