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to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time

the cult chants this in my livingroom while i bleed out on the floor

Cultists "to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time"
Me *bleeding on the floor after being stabbed 80 times*

by squiggatron April 22, 2020

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Double tapped my dick three times on her ass

If you're making sure the hole you're about to fuck doesn't have any roaches, you double tap his/her ass 3 times with your cock to wake up the roaches. Then you watch them squirm out of the asshole and/or the pussy lips like the little fuckers they are.

bruh i'm glad i double tapped my dick three times on her ass because 2 roaches came out of that bitch.

by dubble tap February 19, 2018

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc's next time won't you sing with me

hello fellow bored people, thank u for coming here.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc's next time won't you sing with me

by kool kidzzz :) April 22, 2019

79πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8

I don’t know the meaning .because I’m living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.

-_- =( sorry.(I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8)

by Ramdomised Pseudonym December 14, 2019


Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

by eda-skip October 15, 2021

355πŸ‘ 431πŸ‘Ž


abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳

random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*

random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?

me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.

random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?

random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.

random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

by holydrugs April 26, 2022

17πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Hey I wanna was a good time to get your kids to my gmail address

what the hell

Hey I wanna was a good time to get your kids to my gmail address

by eash man August 16, 2020

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž