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Douchebag. Self centered, opportunistic, and untrustworthy. His kindness, charm, and friendships with others are his toolset to maneuver toward his own selfish desires.
That guy who just flew in on his friends jet to the charity event is such a jack stick.
The act of a white guy stripping naked and covering himself head to toe with vapor rub and jerking off with bio freeze in public.
"Hey bro why'd you miss work yesterday"
"Sorry I was doing The Jack Frost at the kids playground, it took all day"
The action of a white guy stripping naked and covering himself head to toe with vapor rub and jerking off with bio freeze in public.
"Hey bro why'd you miss work yesterday"
"Sorry I was doing The Jack Frost at the kids playground, it took all day"
the most handsome dude you will ever fucking meet
look at jack jones and how he pulls all the hoes at adr
big ass legend, used his pirate trickery in court and won against amber heard.
Jhon - did you hear about amber heard in court
Jim - ye, jack sparrow kicker her ass
Literally everyone's best friend and the best best best best best pirate in existence, savvy?
Why does everyone keep taking this man's rum away; why does nobody call him captain?
Keywords- Amazing, hot, beautiful, brave, skilled, drunk, LITERALLY THE BEST GUY EVER
I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
Why is the rum always gone?
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!