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unwashed penis

cheesestick
i eat unwashed penis

i eat unwashed penis

by Stixele January 5, 2025


Penis Music

Similar to novelty music or meme music, often with a distinct Reddit Trash or annoying tone. Music no one would genuinely listen to more than once.

"Really, a song about Big Chungus. Turn that penis music off."
"Stop playing penis music, its annoying"

by CarScientist January 7, 2024


Richard's Penis

Not there

you have a Richard's Penis

by BallForLifeGoCavaliers December 13, 2016


lite soft penis

A soy hot dog over boiled.

son: Why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft penis.
Mom: sorry son I boiled it to long.

by Twinkle boner star July 24, 2017


Frick Penis

Frick penis can be used in two ways.
1. When you had sex with someone whose penis, either real or fake was DESTROYING or DISSAPOINTING in the bed. (To use the term Frick Penis you had to be the one below)
2. When someone is being mean or rude to you, you can refer to them as a person who likes frick penises in themselves. Its a kinder, lighter version of calling someone a freak.

1. Oh my god. His FRICK PENIS was killing my nigga ass. That night made me crippled, and I fucking enjoyed it.
2. You FRICK PENIS. Why is this good to you? Just please let me and my family go.

by ButtFingererNigga🧨 July 10, 2023


Penis Audio

Definition: When a man misinterprets a woman's sincere, non-sexual request for or offer of something as a sexual advance. In other words, he "hears" with his penis.

Example:
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")

Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )

by Vlad the Clown April 7, 2020


beat down by penis

Getting your ass handed to you by a erect or flacide penis

Sally got beat down by penis.

by anal explorer 69 October 20, 2015