Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.
Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.
When a man puts a Chocolate or Vanilla Long John in a girls vagina
OMG last night I got the best Creamy John from the school janitor
A term for male masturbation
Bob love Training John while going on xvideos
Pure awesomeness in a big package. Must be refereed to as a male guy with fantastic hair.
Dude you just got all A's your acting like john coffill
John David Talley is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He loves the Lord and will always pray for those he loves. He LOVES food and naps. He loves to cuddle but mostly so he can receive tickles. His obsession is videos games and spends quite a long time playing them. He is extremely sexy even though he doesn’t see it for himself. If you find a man like him, do not let him go. He is the best!
Girl 1: I just met this guy and he is a total 10. Sweet, kind, caring, and sexy!
Girl 2: Sounds like John David Talley. He is the best!