mc pick 2

only the best vine ever. IOJIUGIUGIGYUTFDYDSTESYGHGHJHVHGBG

CAN I GET A MC PICK 2 BUDABU BU BU WITH A SIDE OF APPLES

1/2 STROKES

When a guy inserts his penis into a girl, but only about halfway. This is meant to tease her and warm her up for the main event.

Josh and Mindy had great sex last night. He started with a few 1/2 strokes before fucking her. She loved every second.

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1/2

One half of your demise in text forme, often used by a homewrecker In disguise.

1/2 I’m not cheating(What she did that night)

2/2 I love you no one else( I use you beeeœtch)

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1/2

Marco

Marco bodt was cut in 1/2

Lego Star Wars 2

One of the crappiest, glitchiest, most horrible games ever made. Especially the DS port. It's time to break out the champagne and celebrate if you can actually get this horrible piece of crap game to function and not glitch out for two seconds.

Dude 1: Dude! I totally got Lego Star Wars 2!

Dude 2: For the DS?

Dude 1: Yep!

Dude 2: *epic facepalm*

Day 2

So ye I’m still in trouble but I decided I might as well learn Spanish.
Hola, ¿cómo están?

Day 2:Me trying to learn Spanish

uno 2 card

If you are handed an uno 2 card and accept then you are interested in having a threesome with two other perticipants.

She accepted my uno 2 card. She's going to accept my threesome offering.