sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog

sweating profusely; to sweat a lot. indicates a hot day, or a hot room.

Mike: Man I'm sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog in here!
Greg: Shut up dickhead.

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skeeted up like a mother fucker.

In Sulphur Springs, to be" Skeeted up like Mother Fucker" is to high as balls on cocaine.

according to qui-qui, they was" skeeted up like a mo-fucker " that night.

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humourus like the bone in your arm

this is a phrase commonly used by myself, The Popster, and Conrad the sailor. It means something is funny, or humourus, and therefore like the bone in your arm.

Oh dear Char has browned the sofa
humourus like the bone in your arm

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sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

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Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting

To sweat profusely. R.Kelly has an addiction to young girls, and if enticed by something such as a girl scout meeting he would try to resist his urges causeing him to sweat.

We were playin and mah man was Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting

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Shawty-Rock-to-da-beat-like-this

emphasis on a person similar to MR, MRS, OR MAM so they know what you're about to say is official.

guess wut Shawty-Rock-to-da-beat-like-this...
Q: do you think you're cute
A: yea i'm cute
Q:do you think you're fat
A: HELL NAW Shawty-Rock-to-da-beat-like-this!

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laugh like bonjovi playing a sting song

this is what you can say to someone when you're typing to them and they go "heheheh"

I made a funny, and you go: heheheh

You can they say "You laugh like bonjovi playing a sting song."

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