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When you fall off the border at the age of 12
Roberto has the life span of a beaner he died at the age of 12 because he was to fat to fit over the border
Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps
Just like that!
A absolute fucking amazing person
“Fuck gacha life”
“Yea!
“I love gacha life haters we need more hero’s like them ”
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N: a synonym for sex life. More commonly used for women who more commonly lay horizontally during sex.
"Did you read Chelsea Handler's book My Horizontal Life? It's a collection of her one night stands"
Someone who constantly acts in real life as they would on facebook. (Ex. Someone who shows you pictures all of the time, passes notes, announces what they are doing later to everyone they see.)
Dude Chris is a major life booker, he showed me like five memes yesterday that I didn't even want to see.
42
42 is the meaning of life, the universe and everything
Source: The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams
Not a very trustworthy source, I know
Deep Thought: The answer to life, the universe, and everything
Everyone: yes…
Deep Thought: is…
Everyone: yes…
Deep Thought: 42
Hey, you know that scene from Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy? The answer to life, the universe, and everything ? Yeah the answer is 42.