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A fart that follows you no matter how hard you try to walk away from it.
As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.
Someone who has never seen the TV show Breaking Bad.
Person 1: Im going to shave my head.
Person 2: Whatever you say Walter White.
Person 1: Who the fuck is Walter White?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy fart.
A once a year occurance in which people at an Italian dinner restaurant will be forced to fart in tune and create micheal Jackson tunes.
It smells like shit, must be a fart choir
Four eagles plus seven lizards wearing sunglasses equals Whoopi Goldberg bartle farts.
I had my bitch bartle farting after I spat in her boonhole.
When the air sneaks along the poo and comes out smelling like poo.
When a man says he will "break your fart box" that means that he is planning on interduesing you to rough and painful anal sex. When a female says that, that means at some point she will force an object ( most of the time large) in to your anal cavity.
" if you don't stop saying that crazy stuff I'ma brake your fart box"