a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.
also nice dick bro
it wont
your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
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Someone who's name would be better if it was emma.
example #1
person #1 Hey whats your name
person #2 Kendall
person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you
expanple #2
person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.
person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.
person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye
Person #2 :(
example #3
person #1 My name is ......
person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"
person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma
person #1 :(
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A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.
<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!
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Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship
Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Ghβ ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH
Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.
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Red Spading is a form of McCarthy-ism; when commonplace notions are challenged or brought to the point of being invalid or wrong the argument turns to a comparison of patriotism.
"There is a lot of red spading in that Clooney movie she showed us, 'Good Night and Good Luck'."
"What do you mean? I thought it ended pretty abruptly."
The act of sounding a penis with a small bottle of hot sauce, then emptying itβs contents into the urethra right before ejaculation and removing the bottle. This causes the ejaculant to mix with the hot sauce, causing a burning euphoric orgasm that can last up to 20 minutes.
βDid you hear the President last night? Sounded like a red hot Russian was giving him a red hot rattlesnake.β
BEST MUTUAL EVER!!
i love you so much
literally so nice and overall amazing
βerzas_.red._hair is the best and i love them!!!β