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A cat, that becomes a meme, by the way, ur looking SUS today.
Dude 1: did u know about da cat meme?
Dude 2:of course!!
A heterosexual male (often) or female (rarely) who is frail and greasy, often times below 5/10 on the attractiveness rating, but he or she is horny all the time and will simp for the opposite gender’s constant approve. Yet they are never successful in finding love or smash without the use of criminal and underhanded methods such as : drugged drinks, targeting breakups, and leveraging positions to prey.
Man: hey bro I was drinking with oil cat ,he saw a random woman and instantly said he fell in love .
Man 2: Ye that’s about the 10th time I’ve seen him do this.
Man: what a simping oil cat !
Girl: eww ! You know that Oil cat K*** , senior? He snuck into the freshman’s chat pretending to be freshman to prey on young girls
Girl 2: holy crap! What a oil cat!
cat boner happens when ur cat gets happy, and their tail gets straight, seemingly erect, similar to a human dick
I just came home and my cat got a major cat boner. I think he takes after me when i look at anime tiddies
When a cat is cut and has no balls it can roam and be with other cats
They were happy as a cut cat when they got there groceries paid for
When a cat is cut and has no balls and can roam and do other cats
They was happy as a cut cat when they got there groceries for free
Splong cat is belived to be the childbirth of Long Cat and Speedy Cat. Not much is known, except that he is obviously speedy and long.
Dude, I just saw splong cat. It went as fast as Britney Spears can get high.