Would you like some jet with that lag?

A phrase, analogous to "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" for obvious reasons.

Instead, it is used when there is rampant lagging as opposed to rampant whining in the original. Can be used when a player is lagging, when a server is lagging, etc.

Coined by the massively awesome AresNAries

Observant player #1: Wow, you're seizuring all over the map! Would you like some jet with that lag?

Observant player #2: Jesus, everyone's ping is over 700! Would anyone like some jet with this lag?
Admin: *ban*

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Flat out like a lizard drinking

To be not busy.

As a visual metaphor, it implies the opposite to the expression ‘flat out’. A lizard drinking is visually flat against the ground, still, stationary, prostrate, prone and apparently inactive - the opposite of what a person is like when they are busy.

The primary definition that I heard for years amongst colleagues and friends fluent in Strine was the 'not busy' version. It was only recently that I have heard it used to mean 'hard at work' or 'busy'. It feels that the traditional components of visual metaphor and humour in the Strine lexicon have been lost or the expression misconstrued at some point.

Flat out like a lizard drinking -

"Man it's quiet here. You busy?"
“Busy? Flat out… like a lizard drinking… hehehe.”

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and i was like baby baby baby ohhh

A hilarious line from a song I don't know.

Meh: Listens to some random song**
Headphones: AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHH LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHH LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Meh: WHAT THE SUSSY VIBES IS THIS SONG (Make sure to look up what sussy vibes mean.)

Looks like you have reached the end.

Appears on google images when you reach the end of the page, this can be easy or hard depending of what you are watching
This was also used on memes a while ago, not anymore

Guy 1: Alright let me search for unnnjnjnjnbyvtvtv on images
*1 photo appears*
Guy 1: Looks like you have reached the end..
Guy 1: oh sh-

My back hurts like an armadillo shell

When you´re stiff and your back hurts.

Friend 1: How are you feeling today?
Friend 2: Im good but my back hurts like an armadillo shell.

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Rango's Neck Be Lookin' Like Ur Momma's

An insult; To say one's mother's neck is bent or crooked like Rango the lizard's; to Claim that one's mother's neck has been yeeted in such a way that it is now misshapen. ; yeeting someone's neck to the point of exhaustion in which the aftermath resorts to a bent crooked neck, such as Rango's.

; He claimed that Rango's Neck be lookin' Like ur Momma's.
; Rango's Neck be lookin' like ur Momma's, I stated.

I Like you, Have a Cupcake -Copypasta-

A copypasta I made from the trending audio! Use it however you like.

I👁like💪🏻you🥺have🤲🏻a🧚🏻 ♀️cupcake🧁
I👁like💪🏻y o u🥺have🤲🏻a🧚🏻 ♀️cupcake🧁
EHH😰😰EUUGHH😓😓😓AAEEEGGHH😰😰HUUEEYUGJHH😨
I👁like💪🏻you🥺have🤲🏻a🧚🏻 ♀️cupcake🧁

I like you, have a cupcake -copypasta-