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A person that resides in the state of ny and exhibits degenerate traits. This includes a reclusive alcoholic. Someone that Acts and partakes in childish acts of aggressive behavior instead of acting like an adult. Brags about their masculinity but then vapes for the flavor. Always wears boots even when wearing shorts and loves to go up state to get fucked up. Likes cars and trucks. But not in the respectable way as a mechanic would or someone the generally enjoys an automobile for engineering and functionality but instead likes it because it goes vroom vroom and is compensating.
Stay away from southern Tier county that’s where all the New York hillbilly live
When the murder weapon is a rock.
specifically on that one episode of SVU.
"Looks like the vic got an old fashioned New York stoning."
- some asshole.
The 24-48 hours after a major event where there is not a lot of news to talk about.
Today was a news hangover so we didn't have a lot to talk about in government.
Someone that claims to be an agent of change, here to displace anything that was already there or always there. Out with the old, in with the new seems to be their go to motto, though really they hold nothing new sacred either. Someone like that would try and side with the majority even if the new guard was forced out by the old guard.
The girl that thought she was the new guard would try and replace everything people loved about the place with her own image, that way people would love her, all their love would go to her.
SMNI News is a TV Channel, that it has propaganda worse than Russia Today, Fox News and CCTV China.
It tends to have eerie and pedophilic views of the world and politics.
MTRCB: *Shuts Down SMNI News*
Me: This is the happiest day of my life, Rest in Piss SMNI News, You will never be missed
A common phrase to describe a new hat, typically knitted with a pom pom at the peak.
“Yo kyle i like that fucking new beanie”
Last part, part 6 of how amazing NJ is which I can't put all in 1 part because of the character limit.I feel like you're about to say "Oh this guy talks so much about jersey" Yes. I talk about Jersey. I FUCKING LOVE JERSEY. IT'S MY STATE. Our state motto would be "Unwarranted Confidence, Unlimited Attitude." WE LOVE OUR STATE. WE ARE PROUD LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS AND WE WILL STAY LIKE THAT. Also yes we have very amazing school system, better than something like Alabama's or Idaho's, we keep our state not smelly (granted, part of the GS parkway can get smelly but that space takes up like 5% of the state, which is not much.) Also yes Toyota is pretty much the only car you see. We have a very high Asian Population (That includes countries that aren't china btw) and we probably have at least 90% of all the emo kids in the country.
I have a lot more to say about our amazing state but I'm getting tired of typing and I've spent like almost an hour on this shit, so bye bitches i might make a continuation with parts 7-12 sometime if I get really bored but don't expect me to.
That's the end of New Jersey - Part 6 (and the end of this huge ass thing)