October 18

Attack a weeb day

Melody is bullying me so on October 18 I attack

October 18

Give a girl your hoodie day

Bae here is my hoodie. Bae said why. It is October 18

October 18

National ignore your boy friend day! DONT EVEN TALK TO HIM!

Friend: I’m gonna go say hi to my boy friend
Me: NO it’s October 18, you have to ignore him

October 18

Draw on someone's face day! Today you can draw on anyone's face and they can't say no.

Girl: Hey you know what day it is?
Boy: No, what?
Girl: *draws on the boy's face* It's october 18th!
Boy: Ohh

october 18

national spread a rumour day
just spread some rumours about whatever

on october 18, you spread rumours heehee

October 18

Go give your boyfriend/girlfriend a blowjob

oh my gosh, it’s october 18th

October 18

If you were born on this day you are the most stupid motherfucker on the planet and your adopted

You were born on October 18 eww!!