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Weenier cat

A Big Black Hybrid between a cat and your fat as mom very scary.

The weenier cat sussly climbed big nig tree

by NoHomenigger October 6, 2023


fat cat in a room

fat cats are found under ur bed when u go to sleep they like to nibble on ur toes.

I like fat cat in a room it tastes good

kid: wakes up* OMG WHY DO I HAVE NO FEET

fat cat in room: meows sexyly

kid: *looks under bed get snatched*

by DINO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE July 24, 2022


Cat Trick

When you jerk off a male cat 3 times in the time span of a day.

My right arm sure was tired after I did the cat trick with Gary Lazereyes!

by Matthew Creveling February 5, 2021


Cat Nonce

Someone who puts their middle finger up the rectum of a cat

Oi Tom, how many times do you need telling, get your finger out the cats arse! Stop being a cat nonce

by Manz a fish cuz December 16, 2021


hott cat

A woman who flaunts her assets and features to any male willing to give her the time of day

"I think my woman is cheating on me again" said Dave.
Kim replied, "Wow, again! She's a real hott cat."

by NiENiE April 19, 2012


Cardiac cats

The team that hasn't been allowed to play ever since David Tepper became owner and took the team's spirit, showing some people that no matter how much money you have, even if it can buy you a winning team, there are things it can't buy. When there is a constant threat of guys losing their jobs if they don't meet a puppeteer's expectations, their life is being made beyond difficult, aand it's not a good way to stay focused on what you're doing (it's an ongoing distraction).

Some people miss the Cardiac cats and wonder if they're ever coming back, since they have been replaced by a lot of new uncertainty that wasn't there when Jerry Richardson was.

by The Original Agahnim December 19, 2021


cats are green

What you say at 3:67 in the morning when you are rambling to your good friend who has just brought in some delicious subway sandwiches.

"cats are green!"

by catsaregrene May 7, 2021