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The real reason world war 2 ended
Damn it Matt farted again evacuate the area NOW
A kind fart is an immense, hellacious, and earth-shattering fart that you hold in because there are other people in the car, vicinity, grocery line, etc. You KINDLY hold it in because you know the noxious ass gas that you so desperately need to let out will probably destroy every living thing near you.
Car passenger 1 to car passenger 2: Hey, are you ok? What's wrong?
Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*
When you walk about a room or area making lots of little farts one after the other while you walk.
"Oops, I've been leaving little fart parcels all around this room!"
A insult used when one is cornered and has absolutely nowhere else to turn. Often compared to black magic, due to its negative affects on both the victim and the wielder. These affects can range from entirely unnoticeable and harmless to catastrophic and world changing. It is commonly believed among historians that Adolf Hitler was conceived after a nearby doctor muttered the words at a fellow peer. Banned in most European/Middle Eastern countries.
Wielder: Hey, fuck you buddy. You're a fart weirder.
*The Sun advances 5 billion years in age and expansion*
*Victim suffers a stroke and dies painfully*
*Wielder is erased from this timeline and a vending machine replaces him in everyone's memories*
When someone is obese and let's out a big wet jelly-like texture fart with a little bit of turd coming out
“Eww , Jenny you made a Gelatonin Fart doo doo!!”
A distinctive fart that only is produced by a bottom after receiving penetrative anal sex due to the abundance of anal lubricant and/or cum, causing a particular long and wet farting noise.
1: "How come Eric always seems to have stomach issues after leaving Dave's room?"
2: "Must be a case of the bottom farts."