When you are listening to Led Zeppelin and you queef out of your coochius Maximus
Omg! Chloe I just John Paul Queefed out of my pussy lips while cranking my hawg to Custard pie by Led Zeppelin
A person to laugh at any time with his noises and singing and his highly charming face
Oh Wow! You are such a John Marquina
Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.
The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.
an AMAZING athlete,
A great dad- spoils their kids
HES HANDSOME
me: Oh look! Theres the famous athlete John Craig!!
Bob: OMG im his biggest fan!!
A sloppy joe on a hotdog bun.
We've only got hotdog buns so I guess we're having sloppy johns tonight.
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A very attractive man that is to into his self that steals everyone's cars and sales drugs and trys to beat everyone up. He is a whore and sleeps with every woman he meets.
Hey you know John samples!
Yeah he my drug dealer.
Oh so John samples is the man to call for drugs...