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a female that places a man's ballbag or scroti into her mouth. Proper positioning requires she be on her back and mouth open, and the man squats over her mouth and "dips" the tea bag in and out. Can also be called a "TBQ" for short.
Yo there goes Kim the Tea Bag Queen.
Fo Sho Bro, one crazy Momma tbq'er!
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Simply farting in bread bags if you happen to work in the bakery.
My uncle used to fart in a bread bag back in the day at the old bakery
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A term to describe a a person who only reels in ugly people or meaning they are ugly.
Jim: Man that chick was hot...
Bob: Thats just your paper bag fetish talking
Jim:..stfu
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when you take 2 ugly girls with nice bodys and brown bag their faces. Then you have one lay on their back and you fuck them while the other girl has her pussy in the face of the other girl. You have become a brown bag sandwich
Chris-"What did you do this weekend?"
Graham-"I brown bag sandwiched these two girls from PSHS. It was great!"
Chris-"Dude thats fuckin nasty!"
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"I really need to drop my bag"
"Was it really necessary to drop your bag at this moment in time?"
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adj.
a greeting to any one really
"hey whats up you rat bag of fuck"
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When a girl slowly fingers her man's tip, then proceeds in a wild attempt to puncture her finger to the deepest caverns of his urinary tract. Astonished, he watches as she widens his dique hole to the width of her fist, two fists, then three. With no regard for decency, she stretches his manhood like a bowflex, shattering every boundary he thought he knew was possible. Exhausted, she climbs inside and begins her 9 month hibernation.
Girl: "Honey?"
Guy: "Yes beautiful?"
Girl: "It's getting cold outside"
Guy: *oh shit*
Girl: "I'm ready for my Alaskan sleeping bag"
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