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the penis game

a game of at least 2 people, in which you must take turns saying penis. there are only three rules:

- you must say "penis" when it's your turn
- you must say it louder than the person preceding you
- you must not laugh, giggle, chortle, etc.

failing to follow these rules will result in elimination. have fun!

wanna play the penis game?

by loonafan45 August 14, 2022


Puss Penis

Having a pimple on your penis

"Hey man why do you always spend so much time in the bathroom"
"Oh sorry, I've just got a Puss Penis

by Aj3900 February 15, 2017


Top off penis

A penis that has none tip.

Wow Dave your sure have a top off penis

by Tom Davidson Bartholoumew III September 7, 2016


Petty Penis

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.

Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019


Perma Penis

Also known as Micro Penis. Perma as in permafrost. Your penis gets smaller in the cold.

I have perma penis in the winter.

by Moronhead November 18, 2020


Penis Factory

When there is a thick girl who sucks everyones penis.

Wow Isabel is a penis factory!

by Fuck class of 2024 June 22, 2019


Penis face

Another way of calling someone ugly.

She called my cat a penis face because she didn't like my cat's face.

by Englishwordmaker July 31, 2024