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Heavy consumption of skittles causes allergic reaction which causes heavy snot flow from the nose and you start to fart rainbows out your ass.
Whoa, did you see Tiffany last night? She had a major case of snot face skittle fart.
If you smell it, you are too close.
I was social farting and the guy next to me did not even blink.
When man of a certain age, 50 plus, is getting up from a chair or sitting down on a chair or picking something up even if it's light... a small fart squeaks out.
My whole family laughed at me when I got up from my chair and farted at the light exertion. I told him it was just an exertion fart!
crackle fart means when you are brain-dead for a split second.
"Oh man I had a 'crackle fart ' moment"
The ability to fart spontaneously some times in a tune or rhythm
I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple
When you hold in a fart for an extended period of time so when it is released it stinks way more.
Milking a fart is a dubious act.