The day a real nigga was born. Specifically ah nigga named Dennis. You kno, the tall one from MoVal. Yea… dat nigga.
That mf dennis was born October 1st
Any girl you want has to send you pictures of her pussy uncensored
October 1st Means you and the boys can ask random girls for their nudes on October 1st
National go to the Panera bathroom and get sussy among us
Bro 1: Hey dude what are you doing in this bathroom on October 1st
Bro 2: *thrusts vigorously*
Stranger 1: Why are you holding my hand
Stranger 2: it’s October 1st
Your mom is a hoe and she likes sucking toes day
Today is your mom is a hoe and she lokes sucking toes because its october 1st
October 1st is the National Get Your Partener Out for Coffee Day, meaning that you have to go out for coffee or a date no matter the circumstances.
Gf: Hey, it's October 1st!
Bf: and?
Gf: You don't know?
Bf: No, what is it
Gf: We're breaking up.
Wow it’s October 1st yk what that means…National girlfriends day so go love on your girlfriends