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Talk the hair off a monkey.

A term for when a person is incessantly talking shit.

Bob - So i go to the supermarket and I get this trolley with a dodgy wheel...blah blah blah...what the hell do women have in thier hand bags...blah blah blah...Garlic Bread! Garlic Bread!...blah blah blah...

Mike - Bob, shut the fuck up! You can Talk the hair off a monkey.

by pinballpickup August 31, 2006

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Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

1 A monkey that lives up someones rectum! do not attempt to interact with them.

Haha that Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey is going home dude, run man hes got his sights on your asshole.

by Valher November 3, 2009

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My Gym Partner Is a Monkey

One of the biggest pieces of shit to hit television. About some kid who has to go to a school full of fuckin talking animals because his last name is "Lion". So freakin' stupid. This term can also be associated with anything that's a piece of shit or anything that sucks ass.

Waiter: How was the food?

Person: It was a complete my gym partner is a monkey!

by Monad December 2, 2007

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red hot monkey sex

sex so intense that you'll keep going and going and leaving you hot sticky and sweaty and out of breath

"Edward and i had red hot monkey sex ALL night last night"

by sdtthshs January 4, 2009

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freckle monkey monday

word used as a term for arican americans so they do not know white people are talking about them..

Chris,"Oh no freckle monkey mondays at 1200"
Christin,"Huh?"

by Jotomexican December 24, 2007

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monkey raping shit eater

One who engages in sex with monkies while also eating excrement

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

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super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005

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