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When you shit your pants but the shit is very hard and it pushes the seat of your pants out. It is like pitching a tent, but instead of an erection it is shit, and instead of your crotch, it is your ass.
Jimmy Buffet pitched a back tent in his speedo in the shallow end of the resort pool.
when you see your crush just tell them that you like them and show this card"in october your crush is gonna like you back"
Message from big back city: we miss you Tyler landis
F f f f f f fat come back to big back city
a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus
b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.
sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?
ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.
sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.
When you have not had a penis enlargement surgery yet you make the dating market volatile with your eloquent strokes.
Person 1: Hey brother, are you well?
Person 2: Hell yes brother, I smack backs.
What you after you master pick up artistry.
Person 1: Hey...have you mastered pick up artistry.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...now say "I Smack Backs".
1. A woman who when wearing pants looks as though she has a book in her back pocket.
White girls always have flat asses, every single one of them is a back pocket bookie.