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Double circumcision

The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.

John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "

Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"

by S. Millows June 2, 2020


double cheecked up

To have such a fat ass from no matter which position you take it is viewable.

That cat is double cheecked up gawd dam

by 2xcheeckmaster May 5, 2022


doubled up

Pregnant

My best friend is doubled up but hasn't told her mom yet.

by rubberknife August 15, 2021


doubled up

Pregnant

Rosie Ann is doubled up but hasn't told her mom yet.

by rubberknife August 15, 2021


Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackle

When you teach your friend how to spit roast a slapper from town.

My friend and I Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackled this slapper we met on the weekend.

by GhostFox199 October 30, 2020


Mint Double

Popping a double Nordie at once

Lad I’m fucked I popped a mint double last night

by jommy wommy lommy January 24, 2023


Double ‘Mando

When a girl goes double commando- no bra, no chonies!

I’m going double ‘mando-I’m just going to the market!

by Janers January 30, 2021