The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.
John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "
Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"
To have such a fat ass from no matter which position you take it is viewable.
That cat is double cheecked up gawd dam
When you teach your friend how to spit roast a slapper from town.
My friend and I Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackled this slapper we met on the weekend.
Popping a double Nordie at once
Lad I’m fucked I popped a mint double last night
When a girl goes double commando- no bra, no chonies!
I’m going double ‘mando-I’m just going to the market!