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When a person sits down in a seat or couch and promptly re-adjusts by scooching their ass forwards or backwards.
Marc sat down on the sofa but did a double sit because he was uncomfortable.
A threesome with two women who are menstruating.
My kink is sex with women who are on their period. My fantasy is to someday do the double ketchup.
A person who views themselves to be so holy and upright in regards to their sexuality that to even be called a virgin leaves room for the possibility of losing their virginity. These individuals couldn't kiss there middle school crush or even hold hands without thinking that they'll end up getting someone pregnant. As these individuals age navigating the dating world becomes harder for them then the average individual. They also hold two "V" cards and believe in re-virginalization even after they've used there two "V" cards.
Mary was originally a double virgin and gave birth after losing her first "V" card, she is still a virgin even though she has a child (2-1=1)
Brad doesn't want his wife to know he had a partner before her so he claims he is a double virgin and can state that his wife took his virginity.
Coffee. And lots of it. Originally used because someone was having two iced coffees
Im having a stressful day. Double fist me the Jesus!
Double Stuffed Magazine, the only magazine dedicated to twins, double penetration, and oreos.
Barry: Hey did you pick up a copy of the new Double Stuffed Magazine?
Edwin: Yeah we made the cover!
When a women bare-backs two different guys in one night, and takes both loads in the vag.
“I’m sorry son, but I don’t know who your daddy is. I was double baking that night.”