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A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing literally nothing all day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024


A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024


Hater Life

A term used to expressed not giving a fuck about hating ppl, spreading hate, or just simply using the word hate against others or things.

Mostly used when you/ppl are tired of being positive all the time about any and everything and are ready to express the hate that lives deep within you soul, body, and mind

Person 1: “I just hate bitches..”
Person 2: “ I know right I hate bitches too.”
Person 1: “ Damn I guess we both living a hater life!”

by N1gg4_ July 25, 2021


african wild life

This is a game played by a couple who wants to have a baby. It starts by the couple being both naked, then the woman hides and the man coming to find her and the woman has 30 minutes to evade the man, in which case she wins. Then if the man successfully insemanates her he loses as well. The safe words are africa wild life. (Can also be played for recreation on birth control)

Wife: Hey wanna make another money leech that will carry on they family name.
Husband: sure but can we at least play african wild life
Wife: Sure

by Tinmanhaspenis March 22, 2017


life marathon

The act of staying awake for an unusually long stretch of time. It generally becomes a life marathon after you've been awake for a full 24 hours.

Sorry if I'm a little spacey, I'm in hour 30 of a life marathon right now.

I have work, 2 papers due, and a wedding to go to. I'm going to have to pull a life marathon.

by sangreazul December 21, 2010


For the life of me

even if it meant my life or death, no matter how hard I try.

"I studied all night for the history exam, but for the life of me, I can't remember the dates of the French Revolution."

by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024


Get off the internet and get a life

Offensive sentence for time-wasters on the internet.

"Get off the internet and get a life bruh"

by Itz KittyPinkiez March 15, 2024