happy as a cut cat

When a cat is cut and has no balls and can roam and do other cats

They was happy as a cut cat when they got there groceries for free

Splong Cat

Splong cat is belived to be the childbirth of Long Cat and Speedy Cat. Not much is known, except that he is obviously speedy and long.

Dude, I just saw splong cat. It went as fast as Britney Spears can get high.

meowy cat

A good word for *****

You’re such a meowy cat.

cat vega

a funny shawty w pretty tits and massive big dick energy. super cool. an enormous trunka. slim shadys apprentice. cool hair.

cat vega is the coolest bitch ever, lowkey wanna hit and she would definitely beat me in cup pong haha

hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat

A obese cat, aka the rizzler. Lives in aubrey texas.

“Hey- wheres hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat?” “Shes gooning to skibbity toilet and rizzing baby gronk” “gyat”

Cat Calling

When one Whistles into a Women's Vaginal Cavity ;)

Oh right there Cujo keep whistling Wap you Cat Calling Jack Hammock

long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.

Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat