when your grandad farts on your dick while scratching his pussy
pussy dick fart is my mothers favourite thing to watch
when you fart and a bit of blood comes out as if you was squeezing an almost empty ketchup bottle
**guy farts**
guy: I'm bleeding out my ass, I think I got ketchup fart
This is when someone has ate eggs and it smells like eggs when they fart.
Mumen Hassan was playing video games. Then he farted and it smells like an egg fart
this is when you fart and immediately after that, fresh air enters your anus. this is because there is no more air in your anus. this can only happen if you are in a certain position with your anus spread.
Oh shit Bro I just took a shit but I got a vacuum fart
The act of farting into one’s mouth while they burp to make the worst of tornadoes.
Jimmy loved when Derrick gave him a burp fart!
We fart in small leather pouches to throw at the british
The act of taking a leather pouch of the desired personal size, breaking wind within, and throwing them at other human beings.. particularly those of Britain.
I can't wait to go Feral Farting with you guys later