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The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.
"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."
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Ignoring all the other definitions linking the phrase to the simpsons.
The Phrase was originally used by an American General in WW2 to describe the French and did not magically spring to life during the mid 1990s.
Just to corrent all those who beleive everything they read on the web
"Looks Like We're Gonna Have To Save Those Bloody Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys Again"
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Derogatory term to describe a person who is a jobsworth.
What do you mean I can't park there you Cock faced shovel monkey.
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A fictional character in my mind with no particular reason to exist....
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It is when a male is about to get off and something bad happens to make him lose his hard on.
At this party I busted into a room where this guy and girl where getting it on to fuck a monkey's nut. The look on his face was hilarious.
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Refers to thick hair in pubic area; unshaven sex organs.
She had a monkey like King Kong, dude she needs to shave.
You need to shave the pub'z on your monkey, it looks like King Kong in your pants.
A shit so hot that when it comes out it squeals like a monkey
Man that was a hurtful fire breathing ass monkey