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When you pound a girl for 20 hours but can’t bust a nut. Grab vanilla yoghurt from the fridge, dash that shit over her back and call it a day! Remember to remove the gum from her bush before you leave...
Girl, You got yog on the back!
A fat person with a bad attitude and knocked knees
“Wow I can’t believe that butter back bitch said that!?”
A fat boi wheelie on a push bike
*kid rides past on his push bike*
Youths: “yo bled get it on the back stinker”
*kid gets push knacker on back wheel*
When a naked man is walking away and you see the back side of his testicles
There is way too much back ball in Game of Thrones
Fill a guys hairy ass with syrup and then lay under him while he squats over your face.
Jenny showed me a Canadian Back-woodsman, never again!
The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.
Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.
What you hear when you leave a group. They smile in your face but stab you in the back when you walk off.
I'm gonna see if I can knock this bitch down.
Yeah, I'll look at ya later.
(Walks away but hears, 'he ain't getting shit.')
This is back door hate...the hate you barely hear when walking away.