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When you and your bro plan on double teaming a nice young lady but then you both can’t get it up cuz you’re too coked out.
Me and Luke we’re gonna Eiffel Tower this broad last night but then it turned out to be a Breakdown-Double-Pre.
a lesbian who loves using a double-ended dildos with other girls
brother: I found a double-ended dildo in your closet. Are you a double tucker or something?
sister: Mind your own frigging business and don't go through my closet again!!
a lesbian who loves using a double-ended dildos with other girls
brother: I found a double-ended dildo in your closet. Are you a double tucker or something?
sister: Mind your own frigging business and don't go through my closet again!!
The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.
John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "
Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"
To have such a fat ass from no matter which position you take it is viewable.
That cat is double cheecked up gawd dam