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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 9, 2024


A Fat Margi

A fat woman with defined chin rolls that extend over her broad shoulders. Typically in an on-and-off relationship with a fat fucking son.

Hey, you seem like a Fat Margi.

by YuhYuh2 September 7, 2022


fat standing

The desire for a fat person to stand when they really want to sit because of the overwhelming fear of sitting in a folding or cantilever chair that may collapse easily because they are too fat.

When you are 400lbs, I've got to get to the meeting early to find a chair that can hold me. Otherwise I'll look like a fool if I'm reduced to fat standing. Damn my fatness. fat, fat fear, fear dew, fear sweat, fat sweat, heavy duty booty, obese, overweight

by joecoolthefool September 3, 2015


biggie was fat

When multiple things are being compared, and one item/name just doesn't belong or isn't as bad as the others

biggie was fat tupac was a rapist xxx beat women accept it, at the end of the day I only care about the music

by Faizphobia July 30, 2024


biggie was fat

Phrase employed in instances where someone with significantly lesser offenses is compared to people who have done heinous things. Originates from a tweet comparing The Notorious B.I.G. being fat to Tupac Shakur's sexual abuse case and XXXTENTACION's domestic violence and assaults.

"is there anything good about these color last name people? Mr. Red got arrested over murder, Mr. Blue keeps hosting loud parties while we try to sleep, and Mr. Green has threatened AND CARRIED OUT arson."

"yeah, and biggie was fat. mhm. yep."

by SuchAFunnyLife February 21, 2024


Fat man tyrone

Fat man tyrone is that kid that shits him self in p.e or when the teacher talks about staying healthy,Eating healthy or staying fit. Tyrone has been on the tv show (My 6000 pound life)

A=Is that a mountain or What is it?.
B= Idk man it might be that fat man tyrone
A=Oh yeah i heard about that

by IAMBLACCCKCKCKCKCKCKC November 23, 2021


Fat Johnson

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Fat Johnson man: egdes

Person 2: what a fat Johnson ong ong

by Fat Johnson June 10, 2024