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Grafton High School Virginia

A school full of so many band kids that all the sport teams suck. Can't win a Homecoming game but at least the band looks cool. Had an electrical fire in 2020 and had to ship the students to a different school. Overall the only thing it has going for it is that the school itself is pretty and the band can play Game of Thrones

"Did you hear Grafton High School Virginia burned caught fire for the 3rd time today?"
"Again?"

by We didn't start the fire November 22, 2021


High School Jet Pack

a term used to describe a backpack with two cans of monster or other body destroying energy drinks in either side appearing as exhaust nozzles on a jet pack

edgy Teen#1 damn bro you look tired

edgy Teen#2: yeah, i had to put on the ol high school jet pack.

by rushtactics777 June 19, 2018


Marvin Ridge High School

Student population mainly consists of pajama pant wearing freaks who froth at the mouth to hit anyone's burnt 3 week old esco bar. There are a few notorious staff members it is best to steer clear of, especially Mr H*neybutt who is a racist child predator with multiple questionable allegations under his name. Besides the annoying personality-less fiens there are the most privileged and despicable little fucks you've ever met whose only thoughts consist of football, pussy, and how to ruin everyone's day. The nicest people you will meet here are nerdy girls who are obsessed with their GPA and SAT scores. They are boring but they will accept you. They, like many others, have been completely crushed by the competitive environment of this school. You can't take a shit without the smell of somebody's mango watermelon ice puff bar wafting out of the big stall. Everyone at this school is bored so if you get into any personal drama with your friends it will spread like wildfire and will become your legacy at this school. The assistant principal is possibly one of the most evil, vindictive women to walk this Earth. She will do anything she can to make your school experience Hell. If you do go to this school, make sure to have a sense of humor because everyone is a fucking joke.

Did you hear what happened at my school?

This kid was yelling out racist slurs and trying to throw a chair over the balcony!
Only at MARVIN RIDGE HIGH School.

by lilmisspoopie August 27, 2023


Harrison High School (hhs)

Don't we all hate how excited we all get for the football team to lose almost every game against our nemesis, Rye? We haven't won in 10 years, we should call back THOSE millennials to see what they think of our ultimate failure. The lunch is either terrific or you would rather not eat at all.

Our Social Hierarchy:
1. Seniors are above all, duh
2. Rich kids with wannabe attitudes and paid scholarships to any school they wanna go to, but always text eachother in class.
3. DownTown kids, who know that if they don't do something amazing in high school, they won't get into college. They all hang out at the Public Library.

4. Band geeks: Didn't a girl just get into college for playing a saxophone???
5. There are the snobby druggies who can only be friends with other druggies(emo people)
6. and then there are genuine human beings who can actually get boyfriends because they are pretty, athletic, rich, smart, nice, and everyone envies them. Girls wanna be 'em, and guys wanna be with 'em.

The upperclassman can be rude assholes because they either bully the lower-classmen or become genuine people who had awesome glow-ups. The assholes somehow made passing by a piece of wood, really annoying when they're all blocking the passageway to PE (which is just an excuse to get the kids moving, but they usually just skip so you can finish your homework somewhere else.) and supposedly any kids who do sports can opt. out, but only if you're an upperclassman... OF COURSE.

If you want a death wish towards your college resumé, go to Harrison High School (hhs), where not even the social hierarchy can stop kids from skipping class and smoking pot in the locker rooms.

by Bitch, Tell me I'm wrong December 22, 2018


Smiths Hill High School

A co-ed selective school located in North Wollongong. It seems rich but is actually really povvo. It is considered a nerd school but 70% are amazing at sports and music, and stepping into Smiths Hill honestly feels like you’re going back to the 90s most of the time. Due to the coastal location there is a lot of surf influences. The school canteen sells lots of amazing food such as meat pies and chocolate milk. Overall, SHHS is a terrific school.

Smiths Hill High School is rad! I hope the canteen still has chocolate milk!

by cringelord777777 October 27, 2021


bloomington north high school

A school where teachers don't give a fuck, you can also occasionally find a person doing heroin in the parking lot and not to mention an occasional fight breaks out before 8am

Bloomington north high school has needles in the parking lot.

by The truth professor September 23, 2021


rivington and blackrod high school

its a fucking shithole. The students torment each other for no reasons. The y9s are proper scary (2023) . And the y7s look like they belong in nursery.

Friends aren't real in this school. If you have any problems, the teachers are not helpful, infact the pastoral leader will get angry at you if your brain is fucked up (no joke, happened to me).
90% of the kids here are special.
Pedos everywhere, especially maths

rivington and blackrod high school

by unknownshark March 09, 2023