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one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.
Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"
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jamal almost pulls out the nine but his friends stop him
WOAH CaLM DOWN JAMAL DONT PULL OUT THE 9
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You might say this when you're waiting for a blonde-headed male to hurry and get his blonde head down in your crotch area...
I say it all the time to those two boys I find campin' out in MY woods! No trespassing boys!
Pronounciation: Cum-ohn-ghet-cha-blhonde-hed-down-the-uh-.....-YEEEE-AAAAH!
Me: Get over here boi... NOW!
Blonde Boy: *Gets up and walks towards me*
Me: I want BOTH of you suckin' on this cawk...
Blonde Boy: *Gets on his knees and hesitates to try my cawk*
Me: Come on getcha blonde head down thea.... YEAH!
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when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.
"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"
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Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.
Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"
Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"
Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"
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(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).
Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!
Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!
Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)
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A quote from Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jacket" (1987)
"You know that one quote you always hear in hardcore songs? 'rip off your head and shit down your neck', it's from Full Metal Jacket, a movie by Stanley Kubrick"
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