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A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a shittastic band called Limp Biscuit.
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
"Holy shit even after twenty-some years my Red Maga Hat still pops out in a crowd. I love to scare those lib-tard lizards"
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A humble business. They make you pay 20 dollars per action.
1: I really need some money bruv
2: I gave it all to Red Industries' ceo
3: kys
An evil bitch. Someone who does something evil to a person and is a bitch
Random girl: did you see what Miriame did to the teacher?
Other girl: yeah she is a red eyed bitch
Not only is it a cool phrase to say. But it also stands for a powerful being whose power and kingdom will always reign over the world. Whether you chose to acknowledge it or not does not change the power Red fang holds
Person 1: man my arm is tired of holding this jug of water!
Person 2: come on do it for red fang
Person 1: you are right! Red fang forever!
When you have your menstrual cycle & you just make it to the bathroom before your period ruins your clothes.
Example: Tom “WOW, that was close you were red-stringing the whole septa bus ride to icandy. Glad you made it Mary so we can drink vodka clubs.” Mary “Almost had to borrow Faye’s depends!”
a driver who drives through the red light.
Do not be a red gambler. Obey traffic rules.