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Nerds who think they're "random" and hilarious because they yell out shit like "Monkey! Cheese!" and laugh their asses off.
If I hear one more thing about waffles from that Monkey-Cheese-Ninja-Pirate, I'm leaving.
She is really annoying in a monkey-cheese-ninjas-pirates way.
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A quick inconspicuous phrase to alert your friends of the pressence of a suspicious looking/acting character.
in other words - 'lets get out of here'
Out shopping with friends you notice a stranger eyeing off your handbags but your friends are too distracted to notice....
friend - "do you think this dress will look good with my red heels?"
you - "purple monkey dishwasher!!!!"
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An old English proverb founded by a boy scout, meaning: "Don't flurry; patience gains the day". (Basically meaning be patient.)
Mr Man: When is the bus coming?! It's been ages, and I need it here now!
Mrs Woman: Softly, Softly, Catchee Monkey, My friend it'll come soon enough.
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A word to use to insult people who swollow cum,cum guzzlers always travle in packs.People that suck like monkeys that swollow cum and live in gutters.
Your parents are cum guzzling gutter monkeies.
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reffering to someone who is greater than a noob, but still your friend.
ZOMG! Josh, you're such a noob monkey poo.
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Similar to the fish hook except you need to be having intercourse in the wonton wheel barrow position in reverse. Then you stick your foot in her mouth and grab her cheek with your toes like a monkey.
Aaron gave Tara a monkey foot fish hook
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when your angry and need something random to say.
fucking monkeys in a fucking barrel! where's my phone?
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