But is his cock fat though?

Is it?

Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."

Fat Younis

a very very plump human

He is a FAT YOUNIS!

fat tatties

Oversized females with full sleeve tattoos; commonly spotted at punk rock /metal music festivals.

Looking forward to the concert, but definitely not looking forward to the abundance of fat tatties in attendance.

big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said

Fat Boy

Felix

Person 1: That is one fat boy!
Person 2: That's definitely Felix!

Fat boy

Skinny little white dude that gets his grandma to drop drugs off for him

Fat boy got his grandma to drop off

Fat Boy

Usually a dumb ass mother fucker that doesn’t give a god dam about anything. Also a great insult sluts give to their husbands.

Mommy: “OH YOU AINT GETTIN ANYFING BETTA THEN THIS FAT BOY!”

Daddy: “SCREE YOU! YEH EVIL SLUT!