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A penis relative is a sibling connected to you only on the fathers side.
Karen’s not my full sister, she’s my penis relative
A super penis is a legendary item in real life bequeathed only to the legendary harness wearer Jaxson
Omg I heard Jaxson had a Super penis
When you use your penis that is over 12 inches on soft and shaped like a baseball bat which you fight crime in low level cities and prison and fuck your mom
I used my super penis to fuck your mom and save your city last night
when ur dick curves because it’s so big
makenzie: carlos how big is ur petter
carlos: my dick curves its so big. i got banana penis
When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.
Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”
The umbrella term for the energy exuded from one individual, relative to penis size. Ex: Small dick energy, average dick energy, and the apogee of all penile expulsion of power- big dick energy.
This man is humble, and his penis power is hard to pin point, but I'd have to say he's close to having average dick energy.