crackle fart

crackle fart means when you are brain-dead for a split second.

"Oh man I had a 'crackle fart ' moment"

creative farting

The ability to fart spontaneously some times in a tune or rhythm

Creative farting

Fart on my Apple

To rain on someone’s parade

I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple

Milking a fart

When you hold in a fart for an extended period of time so when it is released it stinks way more.

Milking a fart is a dubious act.

French Fried Fart

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina that had just been farted into.

Hey baby, feel like a French fried fart tonight?

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bean fart poop

A nicer way of calling a Mexican a slur

Guy 1: bro she such a bean fart poop
Guy 2: that’s so racist

fart bud

When you fart and little dots of poop comes out

Oh no I just did a fart bud