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Sort of like self pitty, but more like the act of faking to hate oneself and expecting to get peoples sympathy.
Karl: I hate myself i am such a stupid person *thinks that he is smart for sympathy fishing*
Person:no your not you are awesome and smart.
Karl: *evil smile*
Going around a neighborhood and stealing mail from mailboxes to sell someone's information online or to find credit cards, checks, gift cards, greeting cards with money, etc.
Mailbox Fishing is a federal offense that is punishable by imprisonment.
Someone was mailbox fishing in my neighborhood because I'm missing very important mail that I should have received last month.
The anus of a fish which, given that fish spend all their lives in water, would have to provide a very tight seal. Metaphorically, the term is usually used in conjunction with the words "tighter than a" to indicate that someone could hardly be more frugal with his spending.
Tom: "I never leave a tip when I eat out- even if the service was excellent".
Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".
A sexual attraction to fish, an uncommon fetish. In the Simpsons episode ‘A Fish Called Selma’ it is inferred that Troy Mclure has a fish fetish. Popular fish to form this fetish is Octopus or eel.
“Is it true that Troy Mclure has a fish fish fetish?”
“He does WHAT with the fish?!??”
A Foisty Fish is a seedy sex trap, when someone lays waiting naked for you to return, but they aren't waiting in a sexy way, quite the opposite.
Slithering and sliming around the bed, in their own filth expecting sex - but the sight of it is an instant turn off.
I walked in to my hotel room last night and there was a foisty fish laying there waiting for me.
A term to describe a certain type of hallucinatory experience, one in which a person has a sense of swimming through a clear, water-filled tube about the diameter of their own body and seeing fish swimming alongside them.
I was moving in super-slow motion in the fish pipe and I noticed that one of the outrageously colorful fish was staring back at me with such love that I began to sob uncontrollably.
A fish-god that rose from the ocean incomplete, gaining experience and knowledge through the trials of humanity. The result was a fish bearing the humanoid limbs of many gods he had violently obliterated, save for the limbs. His own creation revolted against him and his controlling ideals, creating a new wave of powerful entities caught in constant battle. It still rages on to this day.
Person A: "Hey have you heard of our lord and savior?"
Person B: "Yeah, Land Fish?"
Person A: "What? No, I was talking about Jesus, what the fuck is Land Fish?"
Person B: "Get the fuck out"