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The anus of a fish which, given that fish spend all their lives in water, would have to provide a very tight seal. Metaphorically, the term is usually used in conjunction with the words "tighter than a" to indicate that someone could hardly be more frugal with his spending.
Tom: "I never leave a tip when I eat out- even if the service was excellent".
Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".
The act of doing something in vain, doing something in a way that it cannot be achieved.
Making the air cleaner is puddle fishing when you are driving a car.
When police ride around looking for any old reason to pull someone over!
I watched as the same patrol car drove up and down the street at least five times in one hour block fishing! smh
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Ian fish is a guy named Ian who is holding a fish, and his friends make fun of him for it.
“Omg I edited this pic of Ian fish”
“I’m in the Ian Fish Cult on TikTok”
*chanting* “IAN FISH. IAN FISH. IAN FISH.”
A sexual attraction to fish, an uncommon fetish. In the Simpsons episode ‘A Fish Called Selma’ it is inferred that Troy Mclure has a fish fetish. Popular fish to form this fetish is Octopus or eel.
“Is it true that Troy Mclure has a fish fish fetish?”
“He does WHAT with the fish?!??”
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A Foisty Fish is a seedy sex trap, when someone lays waiting naked for you to return, but they aren't waiting in a sexy way, quite the opposite.
Slithering and sliming around the bed, in their own filth expecting sex - but the sight of it is an instant turn off.
I walked in to my hotel room last night and there was a foisty fish laying there waiting for me.
A term to describe a certain type of hallucinatory experience, one in which a person has a sense of swimming through a clear, water-filled tube about the diameter of their own body and seeing fish swimming alongside them.
I was moving in super-slow motion in the fish pipe and I noticed that one of the outrageously colorful fish was staring back at me with such love that I began to sob uncontrollably.