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a random response to a normal question usualy resulting in awkwardness...:)
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A big person, usually followed by a small troupe of flying bagel-eating monkeys.
Your Mom was walking around last night, I don't like her!
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A common response to a sentance to make yourself look cooler
Linda: What did you do today?
Ben: Your mom
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Sarcastic statement made by high school kids. Mixture of "your mom" "you're gay". Very rarely used seriously
Tim: Can I borrow a pencil
Joe: no, your moms gay
Joe: *gives Tim a pencil*
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Used when someone asks you the time.
Person A: Hey, what time is it?
Person B: Its your mom o'clock.
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"Your mom was great."
"WHAT!? SHE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ME POUTINE!"
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1. (v) vicious sex act performed by decimating a nasty chick's asshole prior to bringing your wrists up to your chest mimicking a tyrannosaurus, roaring at the full capacity of your lungs and stomping the shit out of your victim, violently demonstrating the hunter's superior might over the powerless prey.
<note: it is not required that this is done to someone's mother, any female can be dinosaur your momed>
2. (adj) used to describe the astounding engine protecting qualities of Mobil 1 Extended Performance motor oil.
1. Jamie is such a slut, I dinosaur your momed her last night and she called me back!
2. ....and then there's this dinosaur your mom kind that goes for 15,000 miles!
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