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second rate mate

someone who will only hang out with you if they have nothing to do, and are very bored. usually apart from this they will rarley speak to you

Jenny's new boyfriend was busy on saturday so she relied on her second rate mate to watch a movie with her.

whenever im bored i can rely on my second rate mate rob to come over and keep me company

by lifes.two.short May 7, 2006

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


fucking joke mate

An expression of despair at the situation at hand. Usually used in exasperation when all other logical explanations of a particular predicament are no longer valid.

Chap 1: Well, we seem to have an awful lot of problems and those responsible seem to be doing very little about it.

Chap 2: Yeah, it's a fucking joke mate.

Chap 1: Mugs.

by tip2 September 22, 2011

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


sea turtles, mate

An explanation for an event that one cannot, or does not wish to, explain in a logical way.

Originated from the Pirates of the Caribbeans franchise

How did you escape the island?
Sea turtles, mate.

by yardnoc June 27, 2015

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Fokin ell mate

Slang used by white kids teying to be Australian in a horrible accent.

Tim: Fokin ell mate, you suck wt fortnite!
Austin: Shut up Tim!

by Slide sloot September 23, 2018

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


fool's mate

a special book of which sexually deprived people, usually fans of japanese rock, purchase to satisfy their needs

A few days after he bought "fool's mate," the infamous magazine; he started to become immensely arroused, as he scanned over a page featuring gackt's newest naked album.

by the incredible man August 28, 2007

3πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Cutting a mates grass

the act of dating/sleeping wth a mates girlfriend/partner whilst they are still a couple.

Cutting a mates grass six beers
Cutting a mate's "grass" no beers

by donk1 March 31, 2011


post mates guy

A post mates guy is a dude who still goes after a girl that just broke up with him.

Person 1: damn is that sus kid still going after her even after they broke up?
Person 2: yea he’s a post mates guy.

by Fancy Son February 9, 2019